Message to Shelly

by Shelldon
(Miami, Florida)

My Dear Shelly...

I am anxiously awaiting your arrival. I endured a suffocating flight from Cincinnati to Miami just to meet you. Thank God Buffboy finally let me out of that big black bag. It's one thing to be in the dark for half a day, but having to spend that amount of time next to Captain Jim's knickers and slippers is just not my idea of a good time.

Anyway, since I was let out I've toured all over Miami looking for you. I can hardly wait to see you. I even stopped at a turtle spa and got my shell shined just for you. Jim wasn't happy about the buck thirty he had to fork over for the treatment, but he'll get over it.

Let me know as soon as you get in and we'll plan a little late night rendevous down in the hotel lounge.

P.S. Maybe you shouldn't tell Audrey.