10. Say, "Sorry Honey, I can't make love to you tonight, I have to read the Action Guide." 09. Find a tortoise & name it Ken. 08. Reiterate, "Sorry Honey, I can't make love to you tonight, but I think it's sexy when you read the Action Guide to me!" 07. Take a picture with said tortoise (#9, NOT your spouse!) and submit to the current Tortoise & You contest. 06. When it comes to GRQ, JUST SAY NO, cause Ken says so! 05. Go outside, face Montreal, Canada & wave a Happy Birthday to Ken. 04. Bake a tortoise cake and freeze it till Ken can make it to your house for dinner. 03. Take a picture of #5. 02. Mumble impatiently under your breathe, "Maybe later, right now I have to eat, live and breathe the Action Guide!" 01. Send your birthday wishes with #3 to Ken immediately below.
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HAPPY Birthday!!!
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You know it doesn't make much sense There ought to be a law against Anyone who takes offense At a day in your ...
Ken - Have a very Happy Birthday
Thanks for the inspiration you've given me and so many others through the years. Have a wonderful day, today and always. A Very Happy Birthday Ken!
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There once was a doctor named Ken
Ken, I can't say Thank You enough for how much you have done for me ... but Thank YOU and I hope you have a GREAT Birthday!
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HaPpY B'dAY kEN
Hey!! Ken.. Hope you have a Happiest B'Day this Year..!!! May God Bless you..!!! May all ur Dreams (Sweet Ones) Come True..!! NjOy!!
You are as young as you feel, and the way you keep on going, you are like the energizer bunny - maybe ...
Happy Birthday
Ken -- Just wanted you to know that you are responsible for my losing many hours of sleep over the past year and missing lots of TV shows as well.
In ...
Happy 54th!
AHhh! I remember when I was 54 I never yelled "fore"!
“Birthdays bring along a truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra - Special Birthday.”
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Ken's Work Changed My Life
How can I not recognize this man on his birthday? Ken, your product, Site Build It, has been a turning point in my life. If it weren't for SBI, I would ...
Happy Birthday Ken!
Wishing you a fantastic day - that will last a whole year.
All the best,
Antoinette
Happy, Happy Dr. Ken
Just a simple wish for yet another grand birthday and pass on our best wishes for many, many more Ken.
Now ... how does one bow down to a Master Tortoise ...
54?
Have a really great birthday, Ken! Thanks for all you have done, all you continue to do, and most importantly, just for being you! You deserve to have ...
Selamat Hari Jadi, Ken!
That's the Malay language birthday greeting equivalent for "Happy Birthday, Ken."
But literally it means "Have a safe (or secure) birthday".
So ...
Dear Dr Ken
Allow me to join dozens of friends in wishing you a fabulous b-day, and nothing makes me feel better than the thought that all these wishes are being sent ...
Happy Birthday, Ken!
I hope you are enjoying your birthday and not thinking (too much) about tools! You deserve a break after working so hard to bring so many cool tools to ...
Dear Ken
Thank you for the Opportunity you so willingly made available.
Two thoughts cross my mind:
1. Age is relative not so much as to what... but as ...
Have a stupendous birthday today - You deserve it!
Happy Happy Birthday!
Hope you have a GREAT day! For someone who developed the BEST web hosting system on the NET - I wish you the best day and year!!!!!!!!
Many thanks ...
Happiest of Birthdays, Ken!
Wishing you all the best in this your day, and for a year filled with happiness, good health and continued success :-)
Thank you for having created ...
Have your BIRTHDAY CAKE and eat it too!
Here's to YOU having a grand birthday! How could it not be?? Vacationing at one of your favourite spots with your lovely wife! What more could you ask ...
Happy Birthday - and thank you!
Have a wonderful day - and thank you so much for all you've done for people like me, who can do the thing I love best (stay at home and care for my lovely ...
Thanks for all that you continue to do for the SBI community :-)
...and for the "many" lives that you have ...
Happy Birthday Ken!
May your journey through life continue to be as successful as your past years have been, and may we be blessed with your continued inspiration, motivation,...